Letter from Americaland

Yay! I got the letter from Cat. It took about eight days to arrive. Included in the envelope was a sexy hand written letter (whose dark, terrible secrets I shall not be divulging) and one US dollar. I'm rich!

I had never seen a dollar up close before, but one thing which struck me about it were the words "IN GOD WE TRUST" printed on it. It seems pretty strange to acknowledge the existence of a certain deity on the currency, especially as a significant number of Americans do not trust God (and I mean, let's face it, he ain't exactly a trustworthy kinda guy.) But anyway, the important fact is that the dollar has been touched by Cat! Been in contact with her gloriousness! Bathed in her eternal, radiant sexiness! I must treasure it for ever and make sweet luuurve to the dollar...wait, no. How would that even work?

Attached are some pictures of the dollar and letter:

And no, Staci, there weren't any panties